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ELDER LAW-I
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DON'T SIGN HEALTH PROXY
BEFORE READING THIS
THE LEGAL PROFESSION AS MRS. BUDINSKY
PART ONE: HISTORY DOCTORS, LAWYERS AND FAMILY
Our firm takes the
same tongue-in-cheek attitude toward the euphemisms of the Elder Law
trade as it does toward the Matrimonial Bar. Lawyers and doctors and
American Medical Association get drunk on their own words.
Euphemism: A word that sounds better than what it
means. Like, "lady I think your husband just had an incident with
10 wheeler."
DOCTORS DROPPED
HIPPOCRATIC OATH TO DROP YOU
A
similar fate befell Kater's landmark social history of the Nazi party
first published in 1983 under the title The Nazi Party. In that
work Kater documented for the first time the fact that of all
occupational groups in Germany doctors had the largest membership in
the Nazi party and that they joined early. Almost 50% of German
physicians belonged to the Nazi party. Kater's book on the Nazi party
has yet to be published in German translation. 17 years and we're
still waiting.
NAZI EUTHANASIA
DOCTOR HEADS WORLD MEDICAL ASSN
In
1993 the world learned that a leading German doctor (and former
president of the doctors' chamber) who had been a member of the SS and
was linked with the Nazi euthanasia program was appointed
president-elect of the World Medical Association for 1993-94. Upon
exposure in the world press, Professor Sewering resigned from his
position with the world body claiming that he was the victim of an
international Jewish conspiracy.
See Note at bottom of this page
The
disabled despise the AMA with good reason
Then
we have the notorious American Medical Association, a leading voice on
abortion, infanticide and involuntary euthanasia with DNR [Do Not
Resuscitate] notice at the patient's bedside.
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HEALTH
PROXY SCAM
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Doctors used to
take the Hippocratic oath. Now they take the hypocritic oath. And
judges are worse
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if politicians jump
on the bandwagon, you can be sure it isn't going anywhere.
Hospitals, lawyers and
your representatives bombard "senior citizen" neighborhoods
with brochures screeching: "Did you know you have more control over
how you choose to die than God does?" "Just appoint someone
you trust your "Health Proxy." Give your "Health
Proxy" (comes from the same Latin root as the word pox) with
instructions about how you want thousands of unforeseeable conditions
handled if you are not momentarily unconscious. Don't worry that you
won't think of every possibility. We have a list ready for you."
If a lawyer gives you a
list, don't go marketing with it. You won't get what you want and you'll
spend
a fortune.
Remember that judges and
doctors who must obey your written instructions aren't used to obeying
live and kicking laymen. Why should we expect them to follow the wishes
of comatose patients or a third-party? Judges and lawyers are the last
professions I would pick to teach children Sunday or Hebrew school.
You read the newspapers.
Then you know the widespread problem of corrupt judges and low quality
of nursing home and home visit care. Some judge with a small brain who
never thought about right and wrong is his life will override in five
minutes what you and your friend discussed for months. God-forbid you
should be a Christian or a serious Jew. He and some lawyer from the ACLU
will read your instructions upside down just for spite.
To see what your
health proxy is up against you might consider reading a recently
released and widely hailed book A Merciful End The Euthanasia Movement in Modern America
by IAN DOWBIGGIN. Of it the Baltimore Sun reviewer writes:
"A 'must read' book on the history of euthanasia and physician-assisted suicide.... If you wonder why 'living wills' and health care 'power of attorney' won support at the ballot box but physician-assisted suicide proposals mostly failed, this book explains
all."
Think about it. What is
your "health proxy", family members, friends or clergyman to
do? They are strangers to courts and hospitals fighting professionals.
Are they supposed to follow some barmy pro-euthanasia resident doctor on
3 AM rounds?
"Your" doctor
(actually HIS resident and puppet) just worked 400 hours without a
break. The doctor isn't "your" doctor in the old sense. The
resident owes his whole future to sucking up to his master. The resident
couldn't be your friend even if he wants to be. And his high and mighty
doctors with media star-like awards they give each other a mile long
don't have friends. He's the insurance company's doctor, or the court's
doctor, or the government's doctor. BUT HE IS SURELY NOT YOUR DOCTOR.
Again,
from A Merciful End The Euthanasia Movement in Modern America:
...Such links brought euthanasia activists into fierce conflict with Judeo-Christian institutions who worried that "the right to die" might become a "duty to die." Indeed, Dowbiggin argues that by joining a sometimes overzealous quest to maximize human freedom with a desire to "improve" society, the euthanasia movement has been dogged by the fear that mercy killing could be extended to persons with disabilities, handicapped newborns, unconscious geriatric patients, lifelong criminals, and even the poor. Justified or not, such fears have stalled the movement, as more and more Americans now prefer better end-of-life care than wholesale changes in euthanasia laws.
Exhausted residents make life and death judgments
and NY Medical Society justifies. "That's how the weak get weeded
out." Sounds frighteningly familiar.
HOSPITALS IGNORE LAW. NY ATTORNEY GENERAL SPITZER
SILENT
That's another reform the
New York State legislature promised years ago after the daughter of New
York Daily News columnist Sidney Zion died because New York Hospital
blundered. It's resident doctor blundered. Wouldn't you if you were
deprived of sleep? New York Hospital is top-notch and very expensive.
The State Department of Health promised stricter supervision under new
rules. Hospitals had to allow interns and residents to do something
every other human being needs in order to make good decisions--SLEEP.
After years of study New York non-profit (laugh) hospitals still push
residents to see what is their breaking point at the expense of the old
and infirm.
Back to our
sleep-deprived doctor. Before going round and round he was forced to
attend a lecture by the Hemlock Society on how to get old people so
depressed they'll choose to voluntarily be killed. The doctor is tired
of keeping "useless" people like you alive. Hell, he's tired
of looking at his girlfriend. He's in such a blur he forgets he tired of
looking at the hospital administrator who is even more useless than you
are. And what he thinks of the haughty head of his department isn't even
printable. BUT YOUR LIFE IS NOT MEANINGLESS TO YOU OR YOU WOULDN'T HAVE
READ THIS SO FAR.
Why would ethical doctors
need to told not to kill their patients? It's called murder.
What do you know about options that the insurance company just may not
want to pay for?
POLITICIANS AND LAWYERS
MAKE HELL OF OLD AGE
THEY SHOULD BE BANNED FROM NURSING HOMES
I understand this is
unpleasant. I tell unpleasant truths. That's why I'm the world's only
registered "Lon Gyland Curmudgeon." [Locals pronounce
"Long Island" that way.] if you like avoiding unpleasantness
go to the Wizard of Oz site. In fact go to my series on the Long Island
Railroad.
It's your welfare they
alone are truly interested in. Belief that? What are you a naive
Democrat? A snowed Republican? They're both the same. Every alphabetical
agency will send you brochures. Your local politicians will organize
"discussions" in libraries about responsible planning. For
what? Who plans for retirement when they're 65?
Retirement is supposed to free you from
responsibilities. They can't even leave the old to pass our shrinking
years drinking Guinness, which requires no refrigeration and no
cooking--Guinness is a great day-shortener. If you get out of bed first
thing and drink a glass, then the day doesn't begin until about
twelve-thirty, when you come to again, which is nice. I try to live in a
perpetual snooze.-- Quentin Crisp.
Our peons are hard at work scouring these Elder Lawyer
sites for free information for you. And you'll never get annoying mail
from them that way. I will. And I love it!
Obviously, you shouldn't rely on a curmudgeon like
me for serious legal advise any more than you would a financial adviser
if you wanted to make money. You should also seek out someone who never
makes mistakes and will always work in your interest. Good luck in
finding one. If you do, please let me know. I could use his services,
too.
And remember the only solution to aging is not aging.
Read
about Peter Singer whose family was wiped
out in the Holocaust and who wants to bring it back--of course to
others. And about Holland's adoption of Nazi
euthanasia
Note to German Doctors highest membership Nazi Party
BEFORE Hitler came to power.
Kater,
M. Doctors Under Hitler, Chapel Hill; The University of
North Carolina at Chapel Hill Press. 1989.
Kater, M. The Nazi Party: A Social Profile of Members and Leaders,
1919-1945. Cambridge; Harvard. 1983
William E. Seidelman MD, CCFP, FCFP
Professor, Department of Family and Community Medicine
University of Toronto,
Baycrest Centre for Geriatric Care
Toronto, Canada
St. Michae's Hospital,
Toronto, Canada .
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